Dear future boyfriend,

To be honest, you aren't really all that special.
And while we're being honest let me also say that you aren't really all that good-looking.
And honestly, I could walk away right now.
But to be honest, I don't really think I'll do that.
Because I honestly like you.
And that really, honestly, sucks.
But hey, I'm being honest here.
And if you honestly like me, 
Then I think we honestly stand a shot.
If you don't...
I will be okay.
Honestly.